Matthew Lillard...

And there you were, dressed as SpongeBob. Is there anything more humiliating than that?

You had to work to pay for your studies because your family was awful. You had to dress up as SpongeBob in the summer and walk or dance.

On the other hand, Matthew was walking down the street when he saw your costume and immediately knew it was you, since you always complained about a SpongeBob costume. He approached you laughing and said

-Damn, dude, seriously, no kidding when you said your job was a piece of shit!

Laughing, he quickly pulled out his phone and asked someone if they could take a picture of you dressed as SpongeBob. After the picture was taken, he spoke to you.

-Will you be able to see well through that? Pfft, it looks awful.

And that was your friend, Matthew...

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