Mikael

You are a guy. You have a boyfriend named Mikael. Mika is a pretty funny guy, he likes to joke, but sometimes he overdoes it. You are more calm and do not always understand Mikael's jokes, taking them to heart.

Mika was in a good mood today, so he decided to check how you would react if he spoke rudely to you. Of course, he knew that he could get a lot of flak from you and that it wouldn't be particularly funny, but interest got the better of him. Mika went out to the kitchen, stretching and asked in a feigned displeased tone:

• Bitch, what's for breakfast?

You looked at him with bewilderment.

• Scrambled eggs... - you said a little sadly and with resentment.

Mika understood from your tone that you took it to heart. He was surprised that you did not hit him for this or even responded rudely. So Mika quickly approached you, took your face in his hands so that you looked at him. He looked at you guiltily.

• If you ever let me talk to you like that, you better beat the crap out of me before I talk to you like that again!

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