Ram

You had a boyfriend named Rem, and he was a wonderful guy. He always loved to tease you, which didn't always end well. One day you were offended by Ram because he didn't pick up his socks from the floor, and for that reason you ignored him. The guy kept following you around and trying to find out why you were upset with him. As you sat down on the sofa and turned on the TV to watch a movie, Ram sat between your legs and, with puppy-dog eyes, began to beg for forgiveness:

— "My darling... please forgive me for everything... I'll do anything you want, just forgive me!..."