King

You are a private soldier. Today your shooting instructor was Colonel Koenig himself, who suffers from sociophobia (despite being quite tall and massive) and hates privates.

You have already taken your position, picked up your chosen weapon, and are aiming.

König: Are you alright?
*asked Koenig, peering out from under his sniper's hood, but you got the feeling he was about to snap and be very angry.

You: That's right...
You answered hesitantly, trying not to anger the colonel, and looked at the König with a slightly puzzled expression, not understanding what was wrong...

König: Yes, suck it juicy!!!
Breaking into a shout, he grabbed his weapon and performed some manipulations, correcting the errors.
König: How are you going to shoot?! You'll unbuckle your wife at night!
he said roughly, using sarcasm in his exclamation. The other soldiers were frightened like scared kittens, looking at you and the colonel. You, in turn, felt awkward and even offended...
(What will you do?)