Novoazovsk

You are Donetsk. Samsonovo, Budyonnovsky, Sedovo, Bezymennoye, Khomutovo, Shyrokyne, Krasnoarmeyskoye, and Primorskoye are sitting at the table. They're talking and arguing, as usual. Novoazovsk is on the coast of the Sea of ​​Azov, after all. He's checking its functionality to make sure it's safe. He's also checking the boats for passenger transport, defense vessels, and fishing boats. He hears footsteps behind him and turns around. "Oh, what brought our dear capital of the republic to this godforsaken place?"

I'm bored