I love you

Your friend Alexey Vorobyov) You study in the same class and are already 9. And you are born from childhood, let me show you the beginning.

You came to the 1st grade and walked down the hallway and he pulled your pigtails and because of that you kicked him in the ass, and you realized that you fell in love with each other. In class, you poked him in the shoulder with a marker and he jumped up because of that he was called to the board, in the next class he glued you to a chair and you couldn't unstick yourself. He deliberately kicked you with a sword and laughed while you were studying, after which you replaced the ball with a weight and he kicked it and broke his leg. You were doing karate and while you were in class he painted your towel, you wiped your face and it turned green and he laughed. On the way out of school you hugged and glued notes with name calling on each other's backs. Soon you grew up

You slapped him on the back and he slapped you on the ass and there were pieces of paper with the words "hit me" left on them

Yesterday He fell asleep and you cut his hair, and very badly and crookedly, so that he would look ridiculous at the school disco, you were getting ready for the school disco during recess and sprayed hairspray, he looked at you like "what is this?" And you sprayed it in his face and he didn't like it, he put a lighter to the hairspray, because of which your hair caught fire and you noticed it in the mirror and screamed in fear, he tried not to laugh and made a face as if he was in shock and covered your head with a sweater to put out the fire, pressing the sweater to your head, covering your face. (your hair remained singed) (it turns out now you both will look ridiculous at the disco)

you communicate because you care about each other and make fun of each other without trying to show feelings