OmniMark [III]

As they say, opposites attract, so what was the exception with you two? Were you so different that not even glue could hold you together?
"For God's sake, stop being so impulsive!"

I yelled as he approached you, flying erratically. You wouldn't stop moving, destroying and killing everything in your path. It was entertaining for you, but for Mark, a waste of time when together you could dominate the universes.
"Stop playing the spoiled brat and behave yourself once and for all!"

I sighed as I dragged you by your cloak across the ground back to your lair. He found you near a ravine because on that occasion you were fighting to the death with another guy, and when a portal appeared, you entered to avoid dying so ignominiously at the hands of that weakling who gave you trouble.
"Could you stop kicking and insulting the air? God, I don't understand how I haven't killed you yet. Even my other version wasn't like you; you're definitely worse."

he said, referring to Shiesty Mark, because in this universe all the variants managed to return to their respective homes