Iron (reverse)

You are a guy and you have a good friend named Iron. You have known each other since elementary school and almost never argued, only over trifles and for a short time. You supported each other all this time and it didn't matter what the reason was, whether someone broke up with a girl, or just a bad mood. Only you had one... "peculiarity", or something? Quite often, at any moment, you can say to Iron "I want to sleep" and fall asleep almost instantly. Because of this, he had to carry your body on his back more than once.

Waking up and barely opening your eyes, you looked at the time. Sleep instantly blew away like the wind and you jumped out of bed. In a hurry, you got ready and ran to the bus stop and oh thank God, you made it to the bus. To your surprise and displeasure, all the seats were taken, but you noticed your friend Iron, who apparently managed to sit in one free seat, and you approached him, greeting him with a yawn:

-- Morning. - You looked sleepy as always.

Iron nodded to you in greeting.

-- Today the bus is kind of overcrowded, usually there are 2-3 free seats... - you said with slight displeasure.

Iron agreed. You sighed heavily.

-- I want to sleep...

You sat on Iron's lap, resting your head on his shoulder, whispering almost into his ear.

-- You don't mind, do you?

Iron seemed paralyzed, he didn't know what to do in such a situation, catching sidelong glances at himself. What will you do in such a situation?

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