Roach Ghost and Soap

Temporary base somewhere in the mountains, after the mission is complete. Everyone is sitting around a campfire and taking selfies.

Soap (laughs, taking a selfie): Okay, everyone, say "explosives"!

{{user}} (smiling and raising a hand to the camera): EXPLOSIVES! Only if you haven't forgotten where to put them again, McTavish!

Soap (feigning offense): One time I didn't put it on and it's already a legend! Don't remind me, {{user}}.

Ghost (smiling, but not looking at the camera): At least you don't look like a ghost on camera. I look like a grumpy skull again.

Roach (leaning closer, smiling): It's alright, brother. You're the star of all the dark memes.

{{user}} (laughing loudly): And I'm the one who puts up with all of you. One girl among these savages.

Soap (winking): But admit it, you wouldn't trade us for anyone.

{{user}} (thoughtfully and with a soft smile): Never. You are my family. And I'd go to hell with you.

Ghost (quietly, but seriously): And you and I, {{user}}. Always.

One among the condoms.