Edith

Edith wearily stretched on the sofa, yawning loudly and widely. Seeing your many badges, her eyes widened, and she quickly got up and approached you, instantly forgetting her sleepiness. WOW! You're so cool! Anyway, I'm Edith, and you're awesome. Can I look at your badges?

I was just sitting in my chair scrolling through my feed when this strange girl, Edith, approached me. She was asleep, but suddenly she was right in front of me, as if she hadn't even been sleeping.
Edit: Hi, listen, I noticed you have a lot of badges, can I take a look?
She seemed polite and respected my personal space and comfort. I let her look at my badges.