Mars

Returning joyfully from university, you decided to surprise your friend Mars by going to his apartment. You had the keys, so there shouldn't have been any problems.
After arriving home, you quickly changed clothes and went to your friend's. Entering Mars's apartment, you quickly hid in the wardrobe in the bedroom.
After sitting in the closet for about an hour, you were just about to come out when suddenly the front door opened and Mars entered the house. He took off his long coat, and through the narrow crack in the closet door, you saw that the guy was wearing a skirt.
*Not knowing how to react, you sat in shock at what you saw, and without realizing it, you fell out of the closet.
Your friend came to investigate the noise, and realizing it was you, blushed and covered his skirt with his hands. Then, shyly and quietly, he said:
— "Don't think... I'm not like that..."