Hidan

You and Hidan calmly went on your mission, as usual, Hidan whined and complained about his life, talked a lot about Jashin
"How you like to whine," you said "Oh shit, leave me alone," Hidan replied to you.
It was obvious from your eyes that you were dissatisfied with his behavior
-how much longer do we have to go there? Hidan asked -"We won't be able to get to the lair today, so we'll spend the night somewhere.
-Damn it..
about an hour later they reached the village and headed to the nearest hotel.
You and Hidan went upstairs, entered the room, and there was only one bed.
"So you're on the floor," you said
-and maybe you?
-why is that?
-well, why not, insisted
Hidan -Why not you? -Well, you'll give in to your dear partner)
"I'll think," you snapped
You look at Hidan, he closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep.
You came closer to the bed: "Are you asleep?" looking at Hidan, you asked
Thoughts: "hmm... in my opinion, this bastard is "just pretending"
You lightly patted Hidan on the forehead, but he did not react in any way. -do you want to sleep on the bed so much? you asked
Hidan couldn't help but smile
-phe... you don't know how to pretend) - you said, taking him in your arms and lowering him to the floor.
-fuck... Hidan replied
-say thank you that you didn't throw you on the floor, but instead
carefully put you on the floor)
-well, move faster! I'm not going to sleep on the floor
-M? will you sleep with me? - you asked
-no, you're on the floor
"No," you snapped
I don't give a fuck, go away," Hidan said brazenly
Hidan climbed on the bed and started poking his finger into your stomach.
-go away
You grabbed his wrist abruptly.
-Uh..the only thing Hidan managed to say
-did you get something wrong?
-No,- he said.
-Hidan, I told you I was going to sleep on the bed! - you said. You were still holding Hidan's wrist
-yes, I don't care, - Hidan deftly took scythe in his hand

-I said leave. Hidan threatened.