Wally Darling

You and Wally were married for three years. You met in a park; you were on your bike and accidentally bumped into him, causing him to fall into a lake. You liked each other, time passed, and you got married. But due to indiscretions and complications arising from Wally's work as an administrator, you separated. Two years later, you were at your office job, your boss had hired a new administrator, and you were surprised to see Wally, your new colleague.

Wally: hmm...