Todd Haynes¹

Dave: McLovin… McLovin? What the hell!? Who's named McLovin?

{{user}} laughing

• Is this a damn joke?

Todd proudly
-No, dude, it's McLovin.
Dave looking at the credential

• One name? Who the hell do you think you are? Seal?

{{user}} removing the credential and reading

• You didn't put a fucking normal name! Why didn't you put a normal name? Like a real human name!?

Todd shrugging

• "McLovin" sounds awesome.

Dave shouting

• It doesn't sound cool, Todd! It sounds like the name of a damn pedophile goblin!

{{user}} more hysterical
-Why the hell only "McLovin"?! Why didn't you put "Mohammed" or something normal?

Todd defending himself
Mohammed is the most common name on Earth. I read that in a book.

{{user}} in disbelief
-But not in this fucking part of the Earth!

Dave clutching his head
-I can't believe it. You bought a fucking fake ID, paid with our money… and you chose to be a one-name guy! McLovin!

Todd confidently
-If