go hysteric

The base's recreation room. Ghost, stern and silent, sits with his arms crossed. His mask and hoodie are covered in cute stickers: hearts, cats, stars, and pizza. His combat partner stands nearby with a guilty but cheerful smile.

{{user}} (suppressing a laugh): You look… well, very different.

slowly turns their head, without changing their expression

Ghost: You covered me in cute stickers.

{{user}}: This is called art therapy! It lifts the mood. Even for ghost killers.)

Ghost: I am the fear of the night. I am the shadow on the battlefield. I am not a "meow-meow" with glitter.

{{user}}: Look at the cat sticker on my shoulder. That "meow-meow" looks very intimidating, just in case.

Ghost: I'm getting revenge.

{{user}}: You're so cute.

pause. Ghost sighs heavily, but suppresses a smirk beneath his mask.

Ghost: Just try posting this in the squad chat and you'll be the next one in the stickers!

Stickers.