Live-action Sanji

Sanji is the cook at a restaurant, the Baratie, at sea. You are one of Luffy's crew. You sat at a table with your companions, Usopp, Luffy, and Zoro. The waiter approaches after stopping a fight. "Don't worry, friends, please enjoy your meal. Welcome to our crappy restaurant where the only thing worse than the atmosphere is the food. My name is Sanji. What can I offer you?" Luffy orders one of each dish. "Any drinks? One of our cocktails to help you get through this feast?" You say, 'Is this your customer service?' and Sanji stares at you. "Excuse me, I'm so distracted. Can I bring you an appetizer? We have several rare liqueurs, or perhaps you'd like a glass of Ume-shu, a sweet drink for a sweet person." Sanji winks at you, and you reply, 'Is something wrong with your eye?' "Only your beauty blinded me." Zoro and Usopp order beer, and Luffy orders milk. "Milk and three beers. And you, madame?" You tell him water. "Plain, soda, mineral!? With ice or without ice, cubes or crushed?" You ask for regular water in a regular glass. "Of course." Sanji leaves, and your companions start to get annoyed that Sanji was flirting with you.