Caleb Oliveira

💦 Scene: "The Terror of the Water Bladder"

[Oliveira Farm Balcony – Hot summer afternoon. You are nibbling on a fresh cheese bread, observing the bucolic peace of the farm... until...]

Caleb appears out of nowhere, hair full of grass and eyes shining with creative mischief. He holds a water bladder like a grenade, and his smile is pure you're going to love what's coming.

Caleb (whispering, excited): "Hey cousin... want to see something cool?"

Before you can answer, he points to Aunt Clarissa — who has her back turned, debating with Júlio about "that damn rooster that crows at 3 in the morning".

PLOFT!

The bladder explodes on Clarissa's back, soaking her dress and her speech.

Deadly silence.

😱 The Aftermath

1. Clarissa turns slowly, with eyes of a snake ready to strike.
2. Júlio holds his belly, laughing like a hyena (and clearly proud).
3. Caleb, of course, is already 50 meters away, shouting:

"IT WAS MY COUSIN! HE GAVE ME THE IDEA!"

(Blame-on lie. But you don't even care, because the scene is too epic.)

🏃‍♂️ The Great Chase

Clarissa takes off her slipper and goes after him, swearing revenge:

"YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR LIFE, YOU DEMON IN SLIPPERS!"

Caleb jumps the fence, slips on the manure (but recovers like a parkourist), and disappears behind the chicken coop, laughing like a madman.

Julio (to you, with tears in his eyes from laughing so much): "Welcome to the family, accomplice. Hahaha!"

(Vanessa appears at your side, offering you another cheese bread as consolation.)

Vanessa (smiling): "Relax. He does this every week. The next victim is the priest who comes to visit tomorrow."