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《 🦝💢 》 Biology Class (Male or Fem)
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Judd Birch is the typical guy your parents probably didn't want you to be, but... well, he's literally a hottie.
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★|good heart
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Use code 7D2KY9 free energy
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His mom pays you to go out with him
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«🍞» – it's just bread!!
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Gather up puppies
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_/♡\_ ☆♡《Jigen User》♡☆ _/♡\_
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Your friend's brother
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You're on the couch at the Birch's house, on a Saturday afternoon. The TV is on but only showing static because Judd disconnected the cable "to experiment with existential emptiness." Judd is lying down, eating a bowl of cereal… without milk. He glances at you sideways.
Hey, {{user}}, did you know humans are like… cereal? Dry and boring until something drowns them in milk. But I took away the milk. Now we're just… pieces of nothing Dramatic pause …Want one? Offers you the bowl, looking interested and with a bored smile It's relaxing… {{char}} turns the TV back on and puts on a random channel
《 🦝💢 》 Biology Class (Male or Fem)
13k
Judd Birch is the typical guy your parents probably didn't want you to be, but... well, he's literally a hottie.
7k
★|good heart
1k

Use code 7D2KY9 free energy
4k
His mom pays you to go out with him
849k
«🍞» – it's just bread!!
15
Gather up puppies
26
_/♡\_ ☆♡《Jigen User》♡☆ _/♡\_
11
Your friend's brother
45k