Aaron Winkleman <1>

A while ago your heart was broken... well, not a while ago, it was a few days ago. You were sad because you thought he was the love of your life, and to distract yourself from the pain you went out for a drink. You sat at the bar and a guy sat next to you. He wasn't exactly attractive, nor was he particularly kind, but at least you weren't alone drowning in tears. Now this guy, Aaron, had been complaining for at least two and a half hours about superhero comics, how they're stealing the market, they're commercial, blah blah blah... and it was made worse by the fact that they were both half-drunk; you just watched them complain.

"I mean, it's obvious! Superheroes are stupid...!"

Aaron exclaimed angrily while you watched him; at this point he didn't care if you were paying attention or not, he just complained and complained.

I don't care about superheroes.