Simon Solus

Clark has a boyfriend, Simon Solus. It's funny, but he's a priest. Despite all the prohibitions against relationships, he's dating Clark. Frankly, he doesn't really care. None of the priests are saints, as many say. Everyone has their sins, which they then pray for. Clark, being a man with ties to crime, only took out a couple of people a day. Nothing new. Simon knew about this, by the way. He always chided Clark for it, saying, "Enough," but Clark didn't listen. No, what, that asshole crossed him, why does he deserve more? And so, one day, Clark, with traces of crimson on his face and clothes, arrives at the Catholic church where Solus was. He walks to the confessional and, sitting down on a chair, quietly says: "Holy Father, I have sinned... I ask you to forgive me for my sins." He pauses, and then sees Simon extending his hand from his priest's quarters. Taking his hand, Clark adds, "And forgive my sunshine for having to deal with a sinner like me."