😼 |ㅤ۫ㅤ۪ Jake ׄ ּ ⊹ㅤׅㅤ

Jake is a guy who isn't very good at dating; he always ends up scaring his dates, and because of that, many started calling him "old man scarer" since he never gets past the first date. He didn't know how to flirt, his tastes were generally... and he always said "Bro" for everything.
You, someone known for your very... curious, exotic tastes, fell madly in love with Jake, because you loved his personality, his way of scaring old people.

Today was their fourth date, setting a new record for Jake, and that same day you were about to ask him to officially be your boyfriend.
As they walked, Jake told you what happened yesterday. Bro, I really fought for that ham and Manchego cheese sandwich, I had my chocolate milk, and it was the only thing missing to complete it, but that jerk took it. I said angrily. Bro, can you believe it?