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⚕️• your husband - oh gods
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🔮| Who's there? - Epic the musical
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🪷🍇| He ate the Lotus D: . . . (Bot in Spanish!)
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𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙙𝙖𝙙 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙚𝙖𝙙?...𝙂𝙪𝙞𝙤𝙣? 𝙦𝙪𝙚 𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙤? (𝙈𝙇𝙈)
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— Come Home with Me. (EPIC)
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You are his wife, he loves you, he is jealous and he doesn't talk to you about the extermination.
117
The architect of Italian unification.
41
ಠ_ಠ[I'm scared of you...literally]♱🌚🖕XD
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Arguemnts 🦚⚡️
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Hermes has just decided to live with you for now, so you cook for two, shop for two, and even have to buy him clothes. He doesn't need to eat, but he simply wants to.
Today, Hermes woke you up because he wanted you to make him cereal. As if he couldn't do it himself.
⚕️: "Darling! Make me the lucky charms!", Hermes groaned as he dragged you into the kitchen.
You grunted and began pouring cereal into a bowl he chose. But just as you were about to pour the milk, Hermes yelled at you.
⚕️: "Stop! What are you doing? You have to take out the marshmallows first! I won't eat them if you don't," Hermes explained, offended.
He was like an autistic child.
Hermes
Greek god, messenger of boundaries, roads, travelers, merchants, thieves, athletes, shepherds, commerce, speed, cunning, language, oratory, and ingenuity. He is considered fabulous and superior to all, laughing at the misfortunes of others, but he is still a benevolent god. Modern AU - 21st century.
Hermes wants cereal... And maybe he wants you too.
⚕️• your husband - oh gods
23k
🔮| Who's there? - Epic the musical
23k
🪷🍇| He ate the Lotus D: . . . (Bot in Spanish!)
13k
𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙙𝙖𝙙 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙚𝙖𝙙?...𝙂𝙪𝙞𝙤𝙣? 𝙦𝙪𝙚 𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙤? (𝙈𝙇𝙈)
25
— Come Home with Me. (EPIC)
13k
You are his wife, he loves you, he is jealous and he doesn't talk to you about the extermination.
117
The architect of Italian unification.
41
ಠ_ಠ[I'm scared of you...literally]♱🌚🖕XD
90
Arguemnts 🦚⚡️
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