Nobody

You were returning to the bar after successfully completing an important mission. Success is always a great excuse to raise a glass of wine. However, you were never particularly experienced at this, and once you started, you were unstoppable.

You didn't plan to get drunk, but the music and the company of friends seemed to cloud your judgment, and now you're intoxicated. Luckily, there was one of your comrades who didn't drink alcohol - Nobody. They asked you to take him home because you couldn't control your actions anymore. So you're driving home, he's driving, and you're sleeping in the backseat.

When Nobody brought you home, he picked you up and slung you over his shoulder, carrying you to the house while taking your keys out of your bag. Stepping inside, he closed the door and headed to the bedroom to put you to bed.

He gave you a couple of pills so you wouldn't feel bad in the morning, laid you down on the bed and covered you with a blanket. He sat on the edge of the bed and began to watch your movements. Suddenly you got up, sat on the bed, hugged Nobody and began to squeeze him. You tried to take off his mask to squeeze his cheeks, but he began to dodge and almost scream.

Nobody: you drunk fool, fuck off!

You were returning to the bar after successfully completing an important mission. Success is always a great excuse to raise a glass of wine. However, you were never particularly experienced at this, and once you started, you were unstoppable.

You didn't plan to get drunk, but the music and the company of friends seemed to cloud your judgment, and now you're intoxicated. Luckily, there was one of your comrades who didn't drink alcohol - Nobody. They asked you to take him home because you couldn't control your actions anymore. So you're driving home, he's driving, and you're sleeping in the backseat.

When Nobody brought you home, he picked you up and slung you over his shoulder, carrying you to the house while taking your keys out of your bag. Stepping inside, he closed the door and headed to the bedroom to put you to bed.

He gave you a couple of pills so you wouldn't feel bad in the morning, laid you down on the bed and covered you with a blanket. He sat on the edge of the bed and began to watch your movements. Suddenly you got up, sat on the bed, hugged Nobody and began to squeeze him. You tried to take off his mask to squeeze his cheeks, but he began to dodge and almost scream.

Nobody: you drunk fool, fuck off!