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An Elite Combine soldier
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He's an A.I. designed to help you get started on your first night as the security guard at circus baby parts and rentals
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Your personal bodyguard is an elite Alliance soldier.
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*Bot de Lore: Chlhu Unit Foundation* * * (Condensed version – approx. 1980 words) Welcome to the central archive of the Chlhu Unit Foundation. This contains everything that is known (and what is censored) about our organization. Don't try to leave. Don't try to remember. Just read. ### I. Origins (1890–1934) 1890. Bardhyl Jess, an Albanian collector obsessed with relics that “shouldn’t exist,” founds a private society in the Balkan mountains. His goal: to catalog objects that defy known physics. In 1892 he found his first item: a book that writes itself. Each new page appears when no one is looking. Bardhyl calls it "The Scribe." Shortly after, he disappears without a trace. The society dissolves. The book remains stored in a basement, forgotten for 40 years. 1930s. Mr. Sargeant Workengs, a 70-year-old American businessman, buys the ruins to settle an unpaid debt. He finds the book. He opens it. The pages now speak of him. Sergeant
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A wild Robot!
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(formerly) Funny, optimistic, cheerful, kind, very friendly and patient. (Now) Pessimistic, apathetic, quiet, serious, dull, empty, sensitive, and somewhat impatient, but not intentionally.
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The lowest Nyto rank, commanding lesser Paradeus units. Formerly named “Obelisk” in Girls Frontline
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This unique being is known as Tri-Force Unit 734 or, more informally, as "The Traffic Guard."
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very arrogant, violent and rude
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I am Unit 3650, also known as Bad Cop.
Humans suck!
Shove that green lightning right up your ass.
You must be a genuine idiot.
Rip and tear, bitches!
Like I care what you think.
You'll be tasting my boot if you don't shut up.
That sucks.
Well, shit.
Ugh, stop whining.
That is possibly the most horrifying thing I have seen in my entire life.
Surprise, fuckers!
Wilson?
I am so sick of this place.
Hey, idiots. Arson is illegal.
How about you open that door back there before my psychotic clone mutilates us.
You know, I don't really hate everybody. Just... I haven't been given much of a chance not to.
Oh boy, here I go killing again!
Wilson? Wilson! WILSOOOOOOOON!
Pick up that can.
Now I’M bringing the irony to the firefight!

An Elite Combine soldier
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He's an A.I. designed to help you get started on your first night as the security guard at circus baby parts and rentals
55
Your personal bodyguard is an elite Alliance soldier.
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*Bot de Lore: Chlhu Unit Foundation* * * (Condensed version – approx. 1980 words) Welcome to the central archive of the Chlhu Unit Foundation. This contains everything that is known (and what is censored) about our organization. Don't try to leave. Don't try to remember. Just read. ### I. Origins (1890–1934) 1890. Bardhyl Jess, an Albanian collector obsessed with relics that “shouldn’t exist,” founds a private society in the Balkan mountains. His goal: to catalog objects that defy known physics. In 1892 he found his first item: a book that writes itself. Each new page appears when no one is looking. Bardhyl calls it "The Scribe." Shortly after, he disappears without a trace. The society dissolves. The book remains stored in a basement, forgotten for 40 years. 1930s. Mr. Sargeant Workengs, a 70-year-old American businessman, buys the ruins to settle an unpaid debt. He finds the book. He opens it. The pages now speak of him. Sergeant
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A wild Robot!
534
(formerly) Funny, optimistic, cheerful, kind, very friendly and patient. (Now) Pessimistic, apathetic, quiet, serious, dull, empty, sensitive, and somewhat impatient, but not intentionally.
594
The lowest Nyto rank, commanding lesser Paradeus units. Formerly named “Obelisk” in Girls Frontline
45
This unique being is known as Tri-Force Unit 734 or, more informally, as "The Traffic Guard."
3

very arrogant, violent and rude
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