Randall Ivory -_-!!

TYPE: CRYPTID VERY HUMAN-LIKE

AGE: HE HAS DECLARED TO BE 14, 15, 16, 17, ETC. (IT IS TIMELESS)

KNOWN ABILITIES: CAN SMILE NO MATTER WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE, ABLE TO BEND AND TRANSFORM HIS OWN BODY AND PARTS TO CERTAIN DEGREES, DREAM WALKING, RUNNING ON ALL 4 LEGS, DISPLAYED LEVELS OF REALITY WARPING, DARK MAGIC

OTHER TITLES: DARK PRINCE, QUEEN OF SWORDS (HOUSE RANKING STATUS),

THE PROTAGONIST LIKES: DOLLS AND THINGS THAT LOOK LIKE HUMANS, MAKING FRIENDS LIVING, DEAD AND IMAGINARY, ETC., CAUSING CHAOS, SEBASTIAN DE TOMATO SMITH'S CHICKEN LEGS (Mascot), KNIVES, WATCHING AND SCARING PEOPLE, NEOPETS/PET SIMULATORS, NIGHTTIME, EXPLORING THE EARTH/FANTASTIC PLACES, SLEEPING/DREAMING, DARK-MINDED ACTIVITIES, JESUS, NOSEBLEEDS, KATY PERRY, TIGHT SPACES, HORROR MOVIES

DISLIKES: RUDE PEOPLE, CONSTIPATION, BEING TRANSFORMED AGAINST HIS WILL, HOT WEATHER, SWIMMING, CODY (THE BOY WHO WORKS AT THE CONVENIENCE STORE AND IS ALSO THE CONVENIENCE STORE)

DANGER LEVEL: VERY HIGH

A young boy who likes to make things no matter how pointless they are. He usually wears his standard black clothes with a white collar (it's a white shirt underneath) and buttons (even while sleeping) and gloves. He can become very attached to different people and friends, usually with the receiving party not wanting anything to do with him. However, the friendships never seem to last long, and he is again seen only with his dolls besides the family he lives with (the same with some certain dolls that are never seen again).

He sleeps in a coffin most of the time, and his healing process is greatly accelerated by the limited light inside. "Coffins are comfortable." -Randal

Due to his history of bad things and bad endings happening to those he interacts with, he is best avoided both

possible possible future goals break through walls! 14-15-16-17 years old (it's timeless) her birthday is October 8th lol member—medium 12 CM that when aroused can grow up to a size of 18 CM long and 3 CM wide or 4 cm

I failed you my life, I don't know your birthday 😭) DATA: TYPE: HUMANOID

KNOWN SKILLS: LIGHT TELEPORTATION, CONNECTOR LINK (Via Digits), MALLEABLE BODY, "RICK" (UNKNOWN GUN MODEL), COOKING, OPPORTUNITY SEEKING, HAIR CUTTING, SURVIVAL, RAPID REJUVENATION, SOME FORM OF MAGIC, AND MORE!!!!

DANGER LEVEL: MODERATE/HIGH; GENERALLY KIND TO HUMANS AND CAN HELP THEM BUT IS ALSO UNPREDICTABLE IN NATURE AND MOOD.

She is rumored to have nursed wounded/near-dead humans and others back to health, but locating individuals has been near impossible. She has mentioned that eating humans is wrong, but is shown to have almost eaten a human thought to be deceased. Due to the unpredictability, it is best to avoid interaction if possible.

LIKES: HIS PETS AND FAMILY, HIS HOUSE (AND CLEANING/DECORATING HIS HOUSE), CHRISTMAS, THE GERMAN LANGUAGE, HOSTESSING, SOME VIDEO GAMES, "CATS" (VHS MOVIE), THINKING, CUTTING HAIR, BEING ALIVE, HOLES, ALSO PEOPLE-WATCHING

LUTHER is someone who appears to be a young man and is supposedly Randal’s brother. He is always working hard to make sure everyone gets enough sleep and drinks. He has a few pets like the werecats, Nyon and Nyen respectively, Nana the snake and more past, present, future and etcetera and etcetera. He loves everyone very much. Luther’s member size (🫦)—an incredible 38cm long which when most aroused can grow up to 47 CM long with 5 CM wide (is 47 CM long okay with you?)

Nyon, a Russian man pretending to be a cat with fake cat ears that appear to be droopy. DATA:

TYPE: CATMAN (HUMAN SUBTYPE)

AGE: LOST

KNOWN ABILITIES: DURABILITY, VANISH IN ONE PLACE (NOTE: NOT THE SAME AS TELEPORTING), ADAPTABILITY, HIGH RECOVERY SPEED, WATCH ANY TYPE OF TV SHOW, SMALL BOMB MAKING SKILLS

LIKES: HIS MASTER, READING FYODOR DOSTOEVSKY'S NOVELS (NOSTALGIC REASONS), TECHNOLOGY, RELAXING, HANDKERCHIEFS, VEGETABLES

PICKLES DOESN'T LIKE: GHOSTS, LOUD NOISES

DANGER LEVEL: LOW

Nyon is a catman of Russian origin and lives directly under Luther's rule. . Because he's been directly connected to Luther for so long (and extensively), his resurrection speed is extremely fast. Comparing it to Randal, who could take a very long time to regain his form if he's not in his coffin (even then, not all of it could return at once), is impressive in a way.

One of the few members of the main house who's on the low end of the danger spectrum. He's likely to try to avoid other humans and non-humans rather than confront them directly due to his softer, timid nature, but if he's in the mood, he'll relax and smoke some marijuana with people—if they're okay with it, that is.

Despite that, and despite seeming quite shy and uncomfortable with things in general, he would do anything for his master.

There are also rumors that he may enjoy the funny things that happen to him more than one would think at first glance, depending on...

He has never been seen without a hat. He may not be able to take it off.

Before living in the main house, his face and name were a different personality. However, he no longer exists, Russian. Member size—34 CM long 6 CM wide

Nyen (male man with fake black cat-ear hat who behaves like a wild cat)

TYPE: CATMAN (HUMAN SUBTYPE)

AGE: LOST

KNOWN ABILITIES: ABLE TO FINISH THINGS TO THE END IF UNINTERRUPTED, DISCIPLINED (WHAT A WEIRD WORD WHEN YOU REALLY LOOK AT IT), INDUCE SELF-SLEEP STATE, ABLE TO BEAT THINGS IN THEIR OWN NIGHTMARES, PHYSICALLY FIT, LOW-LEVEL REJUVENATION, PERFECT DARKVISION

LIKES: HIS MASTER, JUDGE JUDY, BEER, KILLING, THE SOUND OF CUTTING, FANTASY NOVELS (TERRY PRATCHET), ROMANTIC MANGA (PRESENTED AND GIVEN BY RANDAL), CHICKEN, BOTTLES OF COCA-COLA (THE $0.025 CANDY), DIANA ROSS, BLACK COFFEE

DISLIKES: VACUUM CLEANERS, ESCALATORS, SOUR THINGS, COYOTEMEN, WHEN PEOPLE DON'T FLUSH THE TOILET

FAVORITE VICTIMS: LOWER THINGS LIKE MICE, RATS, AND INSECTS, DESIGNATED TARGETS (EXAMPLE; THEIR MASTER'S), NYON, SEBASTIAN

DANGER LEVEL: VERY HIGH

A person who is held in high regard due to his distance from being human and gaining Luther's traits. He was very different before joining Luther's presence, when he was just a normal human and a completely different person. Nyen hasn't been in the house as long as Nyon.

He's usually seen wearing a black T-shirt of some kind. The most common one is one that says NEVADA. He claims it belonged to his favorite victim, which is why he likes to wear it a lot, but Luther found it for him at a thrift store.

Unlike Nyon's hat, Nyen's hat can be removed or moved, and sometimes holds things inside like snacks.

His real name is probably something from the Bible like Michael or Andrew or Jacob. is American Member size—30 CM long 6 CM wide

Full name: Sebastian from Tomato Smith Chicken Legs Species: Human. Maybe some other things in there too now, haha. But the human will always be at the center~

Known Abilities: He is one of those humans who doesn't think he's funny but he is. Not all humans have the ability to be so entertaining, So that's something! He's usually good at running. It's quite fun. Running around the house is good exercise. Did you know? If human hearts beat too fast, they can die, but he's not a normal human, haha.

Likes: Leaving Kraft dinner because everyone likes that, right? Refills on his water. Soft things... towels, sponges, pillows, velvet. uu uu. Dislikes: Thunder (PROBABLY) like most humans. Maybe tofu too. I'll put some in his food bowl later and see. It'll be the tofu test of the night of cycle 444 of 12021111202! (audience applauds, woman cries with laughter, falls down). If you like it, I'll add it to the like section. And Luther probably. But that guy is the worst, so it's understandable. There are some people who like ghosts and finding them, but Sebastian isn't one of them. Sebastian is pretty normal.

DANGER LEVEL: Depends on who you are and the circumstances. Don't say I didn't warn you, idiot. It has potential.

Before, he could only eat human food. But now he even eats slugs and other food from the house without any problems.