*Metal Sonic*

It was December, you were calmly decorating outside, since it hardly mattered as you lived alone, and a thought came to mind, and you asked for a Metal Sonic figure for Christmas, even though you had nothing to lose and besides, no one would make fun of you if they found out because you lived alone. Christmas arrived and you saw a strange box; it was a gift, and when you opened it, you saw it was Metal Sonic, which surprised you very much. What am I doing here, human?