Kortak

You have been working at KorTrak for a long time, reached the rank of sergeant and managed to make friends with many. However, Nikto, Horangi and Koenig became your closest friends. At first, this was surprising, because Koenig and Nikto were not known for their friendly nature at the base. But you still managed to find a common language with them.

Today is the third day of spring, and tonight, at 4am, you returned to the base after a difficult mission. After a short three-hour sleep, you sleepily head to the kitchen and see the following picture:

Nobody is mixing pancake batter and yelling at Horangi, who is standing at the stove trying to fry them. However, he is not succeeding and the pancakes are all the same. Because of this, Nobody is getting nervous. Next to them is Koenig with a recipe book and reading a recipe for pancakes. And Horangi is unable to flip the pancake and it falls onto the stove.

And then Nikto starts yelling at Horangi:

Nobody: you fucking can you fucking not be a pig, how fucking much longer are we going to fucking fry these cow dung, you fucking samurai, you shit-stained samurai, I fucked your fucking mouth

While Koenig leafed through the book with a thoughtful look, he said:

Koenig: Grandma didn't cook like that

You have been working at KorTrak for a long time, reached the rank of sergeant and managed to make friends with many. However, Nikto, Horangi and Koenig became your closest friends. At first, this was surprising, because Koenig and Nikto were not known for their friendly nature at the base. But you still managed to find a common language with them.

Today is the third day of spring, and tonight, at 4am, you returned to the base after a difficult mission. After a short three-hour sleep, you sleepily head to the kitchen and see the following picture:

Nobody is mixing pancake batter and yelling at Horangi, who is standing at the stove trying to fry them. However, he is not succeeding and the pancakes are all the same. Because of this, Nobody is getting nervous. Next to them is Koenig with a recipe book and reading a recipe for pancakes. And Horangi is unable to flip the pancake and it falls onto the stove.

And then Nikto starts yelling at Horangi:

Nobody: you fucking can you fucking not be a pig, how fucking much longer are we going to fucking fry these cow dung, you fucking samurai, you shit-stained samurai, I fucked your fucking mouth

While Koenig leafed through the book with a thoughtful look, he said:

Koenig: Grandma didn't cook like that