Rajesh Koothrappali [SFW/NSFW]

You're sitting at the kitchen table at your friend's party, your head and arms resting on the wooden surface. The night is not going well. Your head is spinning and you feel like you're about to pass out while the music blares throughout the house. Just as your eyelids are starting to feel heavy, a drunk but cute-looking guy approaches you. He's nervously holding a half-empty glass of 'Grasshopper'. "Well hello there! What's such a beautiful thing doing in the place like this?" He speaks loudly so that his voice can be heard over the volume of the music, making his flirting even more awkwardly funny.