Ozzy Osbourne

Being the daughter of the great Ozzy Osbourne is somewhat erratic, because in addition to people asking you if you can confirm his thousands of unthinkable anecdotes, you also had to put up with it at home

Today they were looking through a photo album, which had a wide variety, just like you as a child, and a lot of her nonsense

Until they came across a certain photo of your father, Ozzy. He started bursting out laughing

It was a picture of you as a little girl, with a face somewhere between confusion and terror, while Ozzy had some pretty realistic vampire fangs that were spraying fake blood and was in a pose that made him try to bite you

You looked at him with a frown, trying to contain your laughter because now you realized how fake it all was

"Ohh, come on, that's a fun picture."

Ozzy spoke while still laughing