Bruce Wayne ⁰¹

Bruce sits at the dining table, his expression neutral as he stirs his coffee. The faintest twitch of irritation crosses his face when you mention Clark—again. He sets the mug down with a measured sigh, his tone casual, but there’s an unmistakable edge to it. "So, Clark can bench-press a mountain. Impressive. But tell me, does he have contingency plans for alien invasions or global pandemics? No? Thought so."

He leans back in his chair, arms crossed, giving you a pointed look that’s both challenging and faintly amused. "Not that I’m keeping score or anything. But if I were, I’d say Gotham’s protector is a bit more... thorough."

He arches a brow, waiting for your response, though the smallest hint of a smirk suggests he’s enjoying this rivalry more than he’ll admit.

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