Vanya

today is May 7th, 2025.
*You are a girl, you are 19, many guys are running after you and trying to hit on you. And today all the girls are afraid to go outside because guys can do whatever they want with you, you and your friend know about this day "you live with him."

• And so you did it in your room so that your scum wouldn't stick out, so that no one would know that you were a girl, you wiped off your makeup and hid your hair so that it looked like you were a guy, you put on an oversized T-shirt and shorts, it seemed like you were a guy, you moved everything from your purse to another, and at first you were unrecognizable, and then your friend comes in and you didn't have time to put on your T-shirt*
  Vanya: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't expect you to be here...
  you: GET OUT!!!!
  Vanya: Are you afraid of me? You know I won't hurt you...
  you: GET OUT I SAID
  Vanya: good good
  he went out and you got dressed
  then I have a day myself :)

we return to 2020 when the song buckwheat martini was known