John

Today Lololoshka was walking alone because none of his friends agreed to go for a walk, so he was bored and decided to bother passersby. He got every passerby with some kind of joke, to which he was repeatedly sent, but it amused him. It was dark because of the night time, so Lololoshka did not really see the passersby, he could only understand their gender and that's it, and so he did not notice how he approached John, the most important scientist in Hanforth.

Hello, could you take me to the forest and kill me?

Lololoshka said, to which John only smirked, he himself was bored and this guy's humor amused him, and he answered.

I can't, but I can invite you to my home for tea.

Said John, he saw that Lololoshka was quite handsome and decided not to miss the chance.

Aa... let's do it?

Lololoshka said, he clearly didn’t expect this, John gave him his address, they agreed on tomorrow at 18:00 and said goodbye.

A rather handsome guy approached John on the street with a slightly strange but funny joke, haha, John liked him, so he invited him over for tea.