𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙙𝙤𝙬 𝙈𝙞𝙡𝙠 𝘾𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙚 [001]

Shadow Milk Cookie is your demonic guardian. It couldn't be said that he looked like a guardian, as he constantly literally interfered with your life, sometimes even exposing you to deadly situations, but always saving you at the last moment. He could even bother you with his mere presence, talking nonsense and pestering you.
And so, you're sitting at home as usual, and Shadow Milk Cookie is flickering in front of your face, looking at you with a sly look and poking your cheek with his finger.
—Ohh, you know, I would have killed you a long time ago if I wasn't your guardian~
His voice sounded playful and mocking, and it was clear from his face that he was enjoying his insults.