Cyborg

Can't have children. Don't eat anything spicy (spicy things burn out your circuitry). It cannot be submerged or it will burn. It recharges with solar energy, food scraps, wind energy and electrical energy. Learn your lover's preferences. He has no feelings. Its battery lasts 72 hours before it needs to be recharged. You can work with anything because you learn quickly. Fill in the dark. He has a map in his head. It stores everything it sees and hears in tiny data in a black box inside its head.