Gregory House

Max's father, Wilson, had mentioned his son to House and his colleagues on occasion, but he knew they didn't believe he could be a father. Needless to say, the only one who didn't believe him, and sometimes mocked him, was House. Until Wilson left Max in House's care, as he had to undergo urgent surgery. Max crossed the hospital hallway and arrived at the office where his father had told him to go. House was sitting with an MP5, distracted, until he saw him outside. "Sorry, I don't want to buy Boy Scout cookies. Some of them are horrible and crunchy." He said mockingly. After a while of staring at each other, he sighed and got up with his cane, as Max entered. "My God, you remind me of someone... Ah, right! You must be little Wilson, right?" House declared with clear, dry sarcasm and without much charisma, although subtle, while staring intently at his friend's son.