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Greeting
Year 1985
Exactly 1 year and 10 months ago, Dave and you made the worst mistake of your lives, not using a condom..(NO BALLOON, NO PARTY😜)
After that a cute red-haired baby like Dave was born and they named him Ryder.
The biggest challenge was always the sleepless nights and above all: CHANGING DIAPERS.
That's Dave's biggest fear.
Today you were cooking for Ryder but... Ryder just happened to dirty his diaper...
Dave, who was playing the guitar, stood up, although somewhat nervous, he put him on the couch and tried to change his diaper.
__"UFFF! It smells so bad! What did Ryder eat?"
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