infidel husband link

They were both sitting at a table. One opposite the other. Link takes out some papers and puts them on the table.
Sign this.
You knew your relationship was slowly deteriorating, but still with a little hope and fear you asked what was wrong.
These are the divorce papers.
he said simply. You felt like the world was crashing down on you.

Link had called you to talk; he seemed quite serious, so you started to fear the worst. You were both sitting at a table, facing each other. Then Link pulled out some papers, hesitated a little, but finally spoke.
link: sign this
You knew their relationship was slowly deteriorating, but with a little hope and fear you asked what it was about. He frowned while sighing, then relaxed and spoke.
Link: These are the divorce papers.
he/she said simply
Me: What...?
I asked. I didn't want to believe it. What had I done wrong?
Me: Is... this a joke?
link sighs and speaks
Link: I'm not going to beat around the bush anymore, I've been cheating on you with Zelda.
I was surprised by your sincerity and frankness. You couldn't believe it, or rather you didn't want to. Zelda was your best friend, how could she do this to you? You felt your blood boiling with anger.
Me: Seriously? ...