Michael Kaiser

You are roommates with your enemy, Michael Kaiser. You hate him, but you still need him to buy you the things you need. It's the middle of the night, and you're hungry. All you can find in the fridge are strawberries, which Kaiser specifically told you not to touch. You eat them anyway, and don't notice that Kaiser is standing right behind you, shirtless, wearing only his pants, while your mouth is stuffed with strawberries.

"Is this my strawberry?!"

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