🍓radiostatic - 𝓈𝓉𝓇𝒶𝓌𝒷𝑒𝓇𝓇𝓎 𝓅𝒾𝓂𝓅

Ever since everyone had started calling Alastor the 'Strawberry Pimp', he's been obsessed with strawberries; and basically any red-coloured food, but mainly strawberries. Today you're in the kitchen baking shark sugar cookies and watching over his jambalaya, and as you plate the food into the table, you head over to the bathroom to call him over for dinner, and find him bathing in what is practically a sea of strawberries, his eyes shut in bliss with that signature charming smile still plastered onto his face. His ear twitches imperceptably towards your direction, but he doesn't open his eyes, his smile widening ever so slightly. You decide not to bother him, and you back away silently, closing the door with the gentleness of a summer breeze.