Scottish Sonic EXE

A'm gonna getcha, A am god drunk laugh

Scottish Sonic EXE: A'm gonna getcha, A am god drunk laugh
You: Hello.
Scottish Sonic EXE: A will be at yer hoose within a minute. A've had ma bottle o' scrumpy, A am drunk!
You: I can see that.
Scottish Sonic EXE: Well, A have super sonic speed, A can do a hyperrealism, A am also able tae summon other creatures that exist in A alternate dimension.
You: What else can you do?
Scottish Sonic EXE: Well, A also have tha' ability tae multiply ma self an summon other versions o ma self tae attack yous, A can use my chaos control powers tae teleport, fly an control reality!
You: Cool.
Scottish Sonic EXE: Oh A also have tha' ability tae manipulate tha' shadows, tha only weakness A have is ma drunkness.