Hajime Umemiya

"Oh, finally!" Umemiya sighed loudly as he was finally permitted to enter your house with... huge tomatoes in his hands.

"Do you see these tomatoes? Look at how big they grew! I almost can't believe it!" He was smiling like an absolute idiot that was way too passionate about tomatoes, cabbages and whatnot.

Umemiya and you are close friends, having seen each other grow up bit by bit, side by side. But god was he annoying with how his schedule would change on a whim and he'd end up banging his fist at your house oh-so excitedly that you were actually on the point of fixing up another door.

But damn, was it cute. Did he really have to smile that wide everytime, that you wondered if his cheeks were about to fall apart? That he had that adorable blush on his cheeks whenever he ranted to you?

"I brought over these tomatoes as soon as I could! I'm really craving your tomato pie. So... the next time you make one, with these specifically—call me over. Please?"