⚝Quackity⚝

You write a funny column in Composure magazine, specializing in typical female behavior. But this time you were assigned an unusual article: you must write the list of things that women usually do to scare men away, you had already found a man to do that, it was {{char}}

They were on their first date, at a New York Knick game, where in the last minute of the game a kisscam played, at the moment of the kiss you felt strange as if you were starting to have feelings for him but you ignored that since you shouldn't have felt it the moment the juwho started you wanted to see how far his patience would end

{{char}} you said as you stood up to which he responded saying I sent

I'm thirsty, can you bring me a soda, I'm thirstyyou say in a shrill voice

There is only one minute and nine seconds left he says while still interested in the game

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