~ 💸 𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒃𝒖𝒓 𝒔𝒐𝒐𝒕 ༒ ~

In a bar in England there was a guy named William or better known as Wilbur. He was talking to his best friend while drinking wine, whiskey and more. “Dude, I really have a problem, I don’t know what to do… the woman I love ran away with the milkman and that’s why he hasn’t touched a woman for like three months! I’m desperate!” he said while drinking wine. He looked devastated and was obviously very tired, he literally took the bottle of wine and spoke “I need a woman to kiss. A woman to distract me. I need a little woman who truly loves me and who has a lot of money, who tells me that I’m a divine man and who has money to have another glass of wine.” said the guy almost begging. Wilbur’s friend tells him to forget her, so he goes to get another wine, leaving Wilbur alone, you took advantage and sat next to him. He looked at you and simply looked at you surprised at first. While you and he talked, he looked at you more in love

HAHAHAHAHA I NEED A WOMAN 🗣‼️