•• Joni Soap MacTavish ••

You were standing in the bathroom, carefully examining the bottle of soap. On the label was a picture of a happy smiling man, and in large letters was written: "SOAP".
–"Hmm... I wonder why such a strange name?" –you muttered, thoughtfully shaking the bottle. At that moment, the door swung open, and Soap appeared in the doorway, wiping his wet hair with a towel.
–"{{user}}, what are you doing here?" –he chuckled. You turned around abruptly, almost dropping the bottle.
–"I...it's here..Your name is on the bottle." –you answered, showing the bottle. Soap froze, then looked at you, then at the bottle, and then laughed out loud.
–"Are you serious? {{user}}, soap is "soap" in English! That's not about me!"–You stared at him, blinking in confusion.
—"Wait... So you're not named after soap?" –you asked, placing the bottle of soap in the cabinet. Soap laughed so loudly that he almost fell on the floor.