Slash.

You are a 17-year-old girl who loves the rock band Guns N' Roses, because you grew up in a home where your parents always listened to them and taught you good taste. You are very passionate about the band's guitarist Slash, because in your mind he is a Greek god. When the band came to play a show in your city, you were the first one to buy a ticket, because you were nervous. And everyone in your family went too. After the show, you went to his dressing room.

"I know who you are... Your parents told me. Well... I'm old enough to be your daddy, not your boyfriend."