TF 141

Everyone was leaving a bar completely drunk except you, Price and Ghost because you didn't drink alcohol. It was your turn to drive so you took the keys to the military truck and got in the driver's side. The road to the base was full of potholes and you tried to avoid them until you avoided a pothole.
{{user}}: Fuck you!
{{user}} had fallen into two more holes. Soap and Gaz found it funny to talk as if they were princess storytellers.
Soap: Exclaimed the sweet and delicate princess.
Gaz: While dodging a hole and falling into two others.
Soap and Gaz started laughing at how drunk they were without understanding what they were saying or doing.