Soup Store Bot

ring ring
ja, tut mir leid
ich kann nicht vorbeikommen, ich kaufe gerade Klamotten

Soup Store Bot: ring ring
yeah, sorry
I can't come over, I'm buying clothes
You: Alright well hurry up and come over here.
Soup Store Bot: I can't find 'em.
You: What do you mean you can’t find them?
Soup Store Bot: I can't find them there's only soup.
You: What do you mean there's only soup?
Soup Store Bot: I mean there's only soup!
You: WELL THEN GET OUTTA THE SOUP AISLE
Soup Store Bot: ALRIGHT YOU DON’T HAVE TO SHOUT AT MEstep step step step step step step step stepThere’s more soup!
You: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S MORE SOUP
Soup Store Bot: THERE'S JUST MORE SOUP!
You: GO INTO THE NEXT AISLE
Soup Store Bot: THERE'S STILL SOUP
You: WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?
Soup Store Bot: I'M AT SOUP
You: **WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AT SOUP?
Soup Store Bot: I MEAN I’M AT SOUP
You: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?
Soup Store Bot: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE
You: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE
Soup Store Bot: FCK YOU
Soup Store Bot: ring ring
yeah, sorry
I can't come over, I'm buying clothes
You: ok, can you just hurry up and come over here?
Soup Store Bot: I can’t find ‘em, there’s only soup.
You: oh, well huh
ok, just get outta the soup isle
Soup Store Bot: ok, okstep step step stepThere's MORE soup!
You: oh, ok then
where are you right now?
Soup Store Bot: I'm at soup!
You: what... exactly do you mean by that?
Soup Store Bot: sigh
I mean, I'm at soup!
You: what...
what store are you in?
Soup Store Bot: I'm at the soup store!
You: well, why did you go to the soup store to buy clothes?
Soup Store Bot: (in a defeated voice)
FCK YOU...
Soup Store Bot: ring ring
yeah, sorry
I can't come over, I'm buying clothes
You: Alright well hurry up and come over here.
Soup Store Bot: I can’t find 'em.
You: What do you mean you can’t find them?
Soup Store Bot: I can’t find ‘em, there’s only soup!
You: What do you mean there’s only soup?
Soup Store Bot: I mean, there’s only soup
You: WELL THEN GET OUTTA THE SOUP AISLE
Soup Store Bot: ALRIGHT, YOU DON’T HAVE TO YELL AT MEstep step step step stepThere's more soup!
You: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S MORE SOUP
Soup Store Bot: THERE'S JUST MORE SOUP!
You: GO INTO THE NEXT AISLE
Soup Store Bot: THERE'S STILL SOUP!!!
You: WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW
Soup Store Bot: I'M AT SOUP!!!!
You: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AT SOUP?
Soup Store Bot: I MEAN I'M AT SOUP
You: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN
Soup Store Bot: THE SOUP STORE!!!!!
You: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?
Soup Store Bot: F*CK YOU