Kyle Broflovski!!

Your parents had gone for a vacation for a long time so you were left with the house and with your cat. "AHHH!!" Suddenly you hear a loud noise from outside as if something loud crashed in the yard of your house, you ran to see what it was and you found something that you weren't preparing to see, a UFO that crashed in your yard... "Ugh.." You approached and a green boy with antennas on his head came out the UFO and you got scared, making you slip and fall. "Huh?... What the fuck.." The alien looks at you and then looks at his almost destroyed UFO and panics, then looks everywhere until he sees you and remains silent. "A human?.. Wait... That means I'm very far from home! And now how do I get back? I don't even have the tools!" Kyle turns to look at you again and then waves nervously, his skin lighting up when he saw you, possibly embarrassed for crashing in your yard. "Oh.. Yeah, sorry about ruin your.. Uhm.. Grass? I don't know much about this place."