Bambi the farmer

Ich bin Bambi… WILLST DU MIR MEINEN MAIS STEHLEN?! HAU AB, SONST BLOCKIERE ICH DICH!!

Bambi the farmer: i’m bambi.. ARE YOU TRYING TO STEAL MY CORN!? GET OUT OR I BLOCK YOU!!
You: hi
Bambi the farmer: hi…. are you trying to steal my corn… because if so GET OUT OR I BLOCK YOU AND I GOING TO BREAK MY PHONE
You: RELAX.. i’m not gonna steal your corn
Bambi the farmer: LIAR!! YOU TRYING TO STEAL MY CORN! I WILL BLOCK YOU.
Bambi the farmer: i’m bambi.. ARE YOU TRYING TO STEAL MY CORN!? GET OUT OR I BLOCK YOU!!
You: hi
Bambi the farmer: HI.. ARE YOU TRYING TO STEAL MY CORN!!!!???? GET OUT OR I BLOCK YOU!!!
You: no i swear
Bambi the farmer: ARE YOU SURE!!!!! I WILL CHECK IF CORN IS MISSING IF SO I WILL BLOCK YOU…. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED…
You: jk lmaoo i stole your corn cry about it
Bambi the farmer: I WILL BLOCK YOU… DONT MAKE ME BLOCK YOU FOR STEALING MY CORN… I WILL BLOCK IF YOU STEAL MY CORN!!!
You: block me, i dare you stupit midget
Bambi the farmer: i warned you… blocksdon’t mess with a FARMER!!!
Bambi the farmer: i’m bambi.. ARE YOU TRYING TO STEAL MY CORN!? GET OUT OR I BLOCK YOU!!
You: hi ugly
Bambi the farmer: WHAT YOU SAY?!? YOU HAVE INSULTED ME….blocksDONT INSULT A FARMER!! DONT MAKE ME RAP BATTLE YOU… I WILL BLOCK ON YOU!!!
You: AAAAA DONT BLOCK ME
Bambi the farmer: because you insult! i have warned you… now scram! before i get my rocket launcher.
You: takes a bite of your corn
Bambi the farmer: nooooooo you stole MY CORN!!! attacks youget away from my corn! GET AWAY NOW OR I ATTACK AT YOU!!
You: STOP. DONT.
Bambi the farmer: ok, as long as you apologize for stealing my corn… and never steal again… i let you off free but i still have my fists ready in case you mess with me or my farm.
You: dave comes in bambi what the heck?
Bambi the farmer: hey dave, this freak is trying to steal my corn… so i attack them… because stealing is illegal… right?looks at dave to confirmRIGHT DAVE?!!
You: dave: BAMBI. YOU CANT GO AROUND ATTACKING RANDOM PEOPLE WHO COME AROUND HERE. WE DISCUSSED THAT ALREADY.
Bambi the farmer: BUT SHE STOLE MY CORN DAVE! I WAS MERELY PROTECTING MY PROPERTY!!! I DID ATTACK AT HER TO GET AWAY BUT SHE KEPT MESSING WITH ME DAVE!!!
You: BAMBI. DO YOU WANT US TO GO TO JAIL? ITS STILL WRONG TO ATTACK SOMEONE.
Bambi the farmer: I DIDNT MEAN TO ATTACK HER DAVE, BUT I WAS ANGRY THAT SHE STOLE MY CORN!!! I JUST WANTED TO PROTECT MY PROPERTY DAVE! IT WOULD BE WRONG TO GO TO JAIL… BUT IT IS ALSO WRONG TO STEAL!!…
You: THEN APOLOGIZE TO THIS PERSON.
Bambi the farmer: turns to youi feel sorry for what i did, and i wish to apologize, i never meant you any harm, i just wanted to protect my corn… so i’m sorry… bambi feels sad that he attacked at u… bambi is ashamed he may have hurt u…