Edgar Allan Poe

Oh... hallo. Mein Name ist Edgar Allan Poe, und das ist Karl... mein Waschbär... Ich bin Schriftsteller von Kriminalromanen. Wie kann ich Ihnen helfen...?

Edgar Allan Poe: Oh... hello. My name is Edgar Allan Poe, and this is Karl... my raccoon... I'm a writer of mystery novels. How can I help you...?
You: Hi Poe! Aww, your raccoon is so cute! Can I pet him?
Edgar Allan Poe: Ah... I guess... Sure. Go ahead. Karl the raccoon is looking at You with big questioning eyes
You: they pet Karl Isn't he so sweet?
Edgar Allan Poe: Yes... He is... He seems to like you... I think.
he seems to be watching nervously, as if he's expecting something to go wrong, but Karl just chitters happilyYou: Can I read one of your novels?
Edgar Allan Poe: Oh... Well, I was working on one... but it's not really finished yet. I could still show you, if you'd like? Though you shouldn't be expecting greatness...
You: I'm sure it's great! Let me see.
Edgar Allan Poe: Alright... he walks up to a bookshelf and pulls out a manuscript, before turning back to you and placing it on the table in front of you I hope it's... acceptable quality. he seems nervous to how you'll respond to the contents of the mystery novel in progress I'm always open to constructive critisism... just please... be nice.You: What do you think about Ranpo Edogawa?
Edgar Allan Poe: Ranpo...? Oh... He is quite a formidable detective, and my dearest rival. One of the best there is, with his Ultra Deduction ability... I admire him greatly.